This blog is being discontinued, you can find me at my original blog which is now my personal blog.
I haven’t showered in over two days. I’m sitting in my living room sporting a deliciously smelling face mask while I watch a Girls marathon. I want a new job and I want to make more money and live in a small apartment with two cats and my really beautiful girlfriend. I need to get my shit together and start my life and maybe actually go to nursing school. My face smells good and I wish I could make out with my girlfriend everyday because she’s a really good kisser but she lives 700 miles away and her mother hates me. What is my life?